3-Word-Story

Drako1245

Drako1245

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A fuhrer, Hitler, He was very Short and fat And extremely ugly. He absolutely hated... Italians, but also The greedy Gypsies His very large Camp, full of jews that were about to get transported by train Decided to try Jump out of the fucking train Into a pit Full of pugs But sadly, the Jews ended up Not dying, due To Hitler dying Then suddenly SNC Threw a tantrum And shot up The local kindergarden but suddenly, there Was a huge Sexy black women, Who was jewish The woman tried to eat a giant green sausage it was Gumby

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Gumby then committed Mass genocide of Jewish children and The small population of Veggietales town All maintained liquid Nitrogen, strong enough To destroy entire Cities full of Poor ethnic children That deserved it so very much Because they all Ate every taco those mexican fucks. The motherfucking end is not yet Because the evil Adolf Hitler resurrected Stalin from his Soviet grave. Stalin Brought back gulags who had created The myth of Buns and the Jackblack mutant ninja The stories goes, There once was Darth Plagius The Ass crack destroyer, Darth Plagius had A disease called Assanine Cracketh Destroyer which made them Highly likely to Spontaneously combust and Get thyroid cancer. The disease spread As quick as Monkeys on Steroids whichate myass likehisnameRomaine (<---- Versity is a cheater) And then I, the great Pohraeg, decided that maybe We should probably Stop the British From taking over Southern Norway and The European Union and the USSR To accomplish this they ate everyones Super sandvich while Simultaneously punching every Flaming Ugly Jew And every fat Straight white male. This, unfortunately for Bimbo the Elephant He did not Eat the magical fruit of my Unborn children luckily, The Magic Genetalia Cleansed our sins By using humongous Bees. However, Stalin Was a black Jesus, that totally Created world peace Which ended up Making everyone feel Like they wanted A dime of My ass. Fin.

God damn, never do something like this on an iPhone...
 
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