Nerf the super power above yours.

[Kona]

You are a closet web so you never come out our tell anyone and you eventually die from lack of oxygen and food and water

You have the best singing voice

Every singer in the world is trying to kill you

You know how to play every instrument currently in existence

 

[Green]

You're tone deaf, you play them extremely poorly, and are unable to learn how to get better at it

Never have to bathe and you always smell like you recently took a shower

 

[Cat]

You're tone deaf, you play them extremely poorly, and are unable to learn how to get better at it

Never have to bathe and you always smell like you recently took a shower

The shower smells like it was made out of a port a potty.

Ability to know anyones weakness.

 

[JackTheRipper]

The shower smells like it was made out of a port a potty.

Ability to know anyones weakness.

Nerf: Your biggest secret is always magical text floating above your head in every language, and changes when you change.

Power: Create masterfully crafted objects using your mind.

 

[ZixtonFix]

Nerf: Your biggest secret is always magical text floating above your head in every language, and changes when you change.

Power: Create masterfully crafted objects using your mind.

It will take a lot of time to do something small

power: Being able to breathe in space

 

[Robely]

It will take a lot of time to do something small

power: Being able to breathe in space

Your blood still boils

Being able to breath underwater

 

[JackTheRipper]

Your blood still boils

Being able to breath underwater

Nerf: You have some breathing problems on land, coughing, can't run much, much like asthma.

Power: Your flesh retains all normal functionality and flexibility, but is able to withstand bullets and light or fragmentative explosives. (RPG, grenade, etc.)

 

[cartmen]

Nerf: you feel pain 3x more intense
Power: you can turn into shit like actual poop.

 

[Green]

You're always stepped on

You can never die from random hazards

 

[ayScrummy]

I'm so sorry, I swear I hit edit.

I think I'll stop posting on this thread for a while.

I know I double posted, 'twas a mistake. Wont happen again... or maybe it will. Idk.


Hazards are the only thing that holds the ground together.

Sick guitar shredding skeels

 

[Green]

Don't worry bro I'll merge them for you

As you shred the guitar you also shred your fingers to the point where you bleed to death

Never ending supply of high quality toilet paper that doesn't ever clog your toilet

 

[JackTheRipper]

Don't worry bro I'll merge them for you

As you shred the guitar you also shred your fingers to the point where you bleed to death

Never ending supply of high quality toilet paper that doesn't ever clog your toilet

Nerf: The toilet paper is small, and you have to annoyingly bunch it up just to get a decent amount to wipe yourself with.

Power: 5lbs of gold spontaneously spawns around you on tables, chairs, and your empty left shoe each day.

 

[Green]

They always break whatever it lands on

Every time you buy something your bank accounts gets 3x the amount you spend (say you spend 5$, in your bank account you get 15$)

 

[Denied]

I never noticed how massive this thread got, holy shit.

 

[Lady_Kyuuna]

Every time you buy something your bank accounts gets 3x the amount you spend (say you spend 5$, in your bank account you get 15$)

You always have to pay everything with 5$ bills and can't give it to anyone else but 5 totally random people when you die.

When you walk down on dirt, whatever your foot touch turns into the purests gemstones the world has ever seen.

 

[The Incognito]

You always have to pay everything with 5$ bills and can't give it to anyone else but 5 totally random people when you die.

When you walk down on dirt, whatever your foot touch turns into the purests gemstones the world has ever seen.

They break after you turn them

Ability to manipulate every element by using your fingers

 

[Lady_Kyuuna]

Ability to manipulate every element by using your fingers

Using each element induce immense pain, similar to what wound would that element make. (Fire=Burns, Air=Cuts...)
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Ability to have wear any clothes that you want whenever you want.

 

[Green]

They never stop screaming bloody murder

Being able to manipulate time and space

 

[4k]

You can only do it for a max of 10 seconds at a time. And talking is a free action.

Always knowing what time it is

 

[Green]

you have to ask people what time it is.

You have an infinite amount of free time