Nerf the super power above yours.

[user removed]

They always try and commit mass genocide

Your shoes can talk in every language

They make the same grammatical mistakes as google translate every time you switch.

Being able to know everything about bird law.

 

[Green]

You are a bee and cannot understand anything because of the hive mind

You are an alien set to destroy humanity

 

[ayScrummy]

They always try and commit mass genocide

Your shoes can talk in every language

Oh the messages didn't load... My bad.

 

[Green]

Ffs

You only can destroy your own race

You can drink your favourite fizzy drink for the rest of your life

 

[4k]

Ffs

You only can destroy your own race

You can drink your favourite fizzy drink for the rest of your life

The drink tastes like shit everytime you drink it

Your memes are so god-like that gaben himself granted thee a golden pan irl

 

[Green]

He beats you to death with it all while screaming "Need a dispenser here" and "after 9 years in development, I hope it was worth the wait"

You become a god like entity

 

[4k]

He beats you to death with it all while screaming "Need a dispenser here" and "after 9 years in development, I hope it was worth the wait"

You become a god like entity

You're the god of carpet cleaner solution

You are the one and only Pootis Bird

 

[Green]

You get nerfed into the ground

You become a dart

 

[4k]

You can only be thrown backwards

Your hands turn into the sticky hand things

 

[JackTheRipper]

You can only be thrown backwards

Your hands turn into the sticky hand things

(Just throwing this out there, but 99% of these powers havn't been good ones or ones I'd care to have at all, and most of the nerfs are not smart or even make sense sometimes. We need some quality control lol)

Nerf: You get what you want and you have no hands, just hands that are made of that material and you can't control them.

Power: Diseases cannot infect you.

 

[Green]

You die when you touch yourself or others

You are the fastest human alive

 

[4k]

You're also the fastest in bed

Able to change to tv channel with your mind

 

[ayScrummy]

You're also the fastest in bed

Supposed to be a nerf... not a buff

Nerf: every channel is dora

Power: getting instant admin on sg like gearhop

 

[JackTheRipper]

Supposed to be a nerf... not a buff

Nerf: every channel is dora

Power: getting instant admin on sg like gearhop

Nerf: Always viewed as a badmin.

Power: Know entire books just by touching the Title, forget parts of them by touching the words you want to forget.

 

[4k]

Nerf: who the fuck even reads books anymore

Power: laser pew pew eyes

 

[Versity]

Nerf: who the fuck even reads books anymore

Power: laser pew pew eyes

Nerf: a little more blind, with every use. Lasts for 30 seconds before 3 minute recharge needed. No breaks during 30 seconds.

Power: Make anything out of nothing, with no required ingredients.

 

[Wickednick]

Nerf: who the fuck even reads books anymore

Power: laser pew pew eyes

THE WOLF ATTACKED LITTLE RED HOOD, NOT KNOWING SHE HAD LATER EYE BEAMS!!!!!!

 

[4k]

Nerf: a little more blind, with every use. Lasts for 30 seconds before 3 minute recharge needed. No breaks during 30 seconds.

Power: Make anything out of nothing, with no required ingredients.

To make that something you have to imagine it with tits. (Ex. A pizza... but with tits)

Able to crack open a cold one with the boys any day of the week

 

[Nerdi]

To make that something you have to imagine it with tits. (Ex. A pizza... but with tits)

Able to crack open a cold one with the boys any day of the week

You turn into the opposite gender when you party

You can fly

 

[Versity]

To make that something you have to imagine it with tits. (Ex. A pizza... but with tits)

Able to crack open a cold one with the boys any day of the week

My dude, pizza and tits is any straight mans dream. I won't complain about that.

You turn into the opposite gender when you party

You can fly

Physics exist. As in, there's resistance, so high speeds require lots of force, and your body can't take a big change in altitude. Along with all the other things incorporated with the real world part of flight.

You can resize any and every thing, just with the thought. No ingredients neccessary, with no excess waste created.