Nerf the super power above yours.

JackTheRipper

Recognized Member
My dude, pizza and tits is any straight mans dream. I won't complain about that.

Physics exist. As in, there's resistance, so high speeds require lots of force, and your body can't take a big change in altitude. Along with all the other things incorporated with the real world part of flight.

You can resize any and every thing, just with the thought. No ingredients neccessary, with no excess waste created.

Nerf: When you resize something, you have to inversely resize something else. (60% decrease in size in one object, means you need to increase the size of another object by 60%, etc.)

Power: Can perform 'true' magic (not tricks or slight of hand.)
 

Zero1763

Recognized Member
Nerf: When you resize something, you have to inversely resize something else. (60% decrease in size in one object, means you need to increase the size of another object by 60%, etc.)

Power: Can perform 'true' magic (not tricks or slight of hand.)
Nerf: True magic can only be done after a shitty trick

Power: Ability to make anything you can think of real
editted because dumb phrasing
 

4k

Recognized Member
Nerf: True magic can only be done after a shitty trick

Power: Ability to make anything you can think of real
editted because dumb phrasing

You can only do this while taking a shit

Smartest person on the Earth
 

JackTheRipper

Recognized Member
Nerf: True magic can only be done after a shitty trick
I would love that.

Then I cast a fireball. Amazing.



You can only do this while taking a shit

Smartest person on the Earth


Nerf: You have problems connecting with anyone, and everyone thinks you're an egotistical prick.

Power: Feather-fall. Able to jump from any height and fall safely and slowly to the ground.
 

Versity

Recognized Member
I would love that.

Then I cast a fireball. Amazing.






Nerf: You have problems connecting with anyone, and everyone thinks you're an egotistical prick.

Power: Feather-fall. Able to jump from any height and fall safely and slowly to the ground.
Jack, you're amazing at this.
Nerf: there is no speed increase in your fall time. So, no matter if it's from 10m or 1000m, you'll fall at the same speed.
As well as this, any increase in altitude, at all, such as walking up stairs, is completely fucked, as your body must be as close as possible to the nearest land. For example, walking up a hill means you will have to be as flat on the ground as possible. This annoyance can be avoided through the accompanied power, obtained through somekindofhardtask...

Gravity Ignorance. Gravity doesn't exist for you, but you can control your altitude and height etc when you want. This doesn't mean that as soon as you gain this power, your entire body would expand. You and your body remains in tact, and continues as if the normal atmosphere and gravity is acting on you.
 

BaleOfHay

Recognized Member
Nerf: Everyone has the same power as you so there's no point.

Power: Able to clone yourself
 

Crisps

Well-Known Member
Nerf: Every clone is incompetent in someway, shape or form


Stop the laptop from oveheating!
 

JackTheRipper

Recognized Member
Nerf: the pcs you build are actually a potato

Power: Never have to use the bathroom again

Nerf: Because of this, you can't eat and must measure out the EXACT amount of nutrients, waters, and minerals to sustain yourself, an amount too low will cause malnutrition, too high will cause fattening and eventually your heart stopping from the amount of waste products harming your system. (Risky power, risky...)

Power: Never require sleep, just need to meditate for 4 hours to receive the same benefit. (10 points to the school of Hogwarts that gets this reference)
 

Zero1763

Recognized Member
Nerf: Because of this, you can't eat and must measure out the EXACT amount of nutrients, waters, and minerals to sustain yourself, an amount too low will cause malnutrition, too high will cause fattening and eventually your heart stopping from the amount of waste products harming your system. (Risky power, risky...)

Power: Never require sleep, just need to meditate for 4 hours to receive the same benefit. (10 points to the school of Hogwarts that gets this reference)
Nerf: You get PTSD from Vietnam while meditating, pretty friggin spooky(unless your goal in life is to write a vietnam play by play)

Power: The power to satisfy someone in one touch instantly(get your mind out of the gutters kappa))
 

spook

Well-Known Member
Nerf: It would only satisfy said person for only 1 minute.
Power: The power to never get tired. EVER.
 

Tricky

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Nerf: It would only satisfy said person for only 1 minute.
Power: The power to never get tired. EVER.
The inability to be satisfy from consuming any edible items, ever.

The ability to listen to any frequency with no harm.
 

JackTheRipper

Recognized Member
The inability to be satisfy from consuming any edible items, ever.

The ability to listen to any frequency with no harm.

Nerf: Takes a while to switch back and forth, and while switching all you can hear is that annoying high-pitched sound in your ear you get when you listen to silence for too long.

Power: Walk through solid matter, and while doing so, you levitate.
 

Versity

Recognized Member
Nerf: Takes a while to switch back and forth, and while switching all you can hear is that annoying high-pitched sound in your ear you get when you listen to silence for too long.

Power: Walk through solid matter, and while doing so, you levitate.
Nerf: you go by the name of Danny Phantom, which is a terrible name. Also, there is a small chance to become hideously disfigured each time, as the particles / atoms / molecules or whatevers fuse with yours.

Power: telekinesis
 

ayScrummy

Recognized Member
Nerf: you go by the name of Danny Phantom, which is a terrible name. Also, there is a small chance to become hideously disfigured each time, as the particles / atoms / molecules or whatevers fuse with yours.

Power: telekinesis
Nerf: you can only move dildos

Power: telepathy

I went the unoriginal route with my power :)
 
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