The burglar game

AtexKon 2.0

Active Member
Imagine if someone breaks into your house. You can only use things in the room that you are currently in to fend of the burglar. One more thing, the power is out
 

Kris18

Recognized Member
Well it's not currently in usable condition (I need to replace the string), but I do have a bow and arrows. If I had the element of surprise, I'm sure I could get a shot off on him. Lethal, man.
 

Katze

Recognized Member
Power's out, so I won't need this thick solid iron lamp on my desk. I'm sure I could use it again after bashing someone's head in with it.
 

Ratchetncp

Recognized Member
I have a bunch of shit in my room but if I were to choose it would be the wooden plank halves that I chopped when I took karate.
 

drabjeep00

Well-Known Member
First, I would move the dresser in front of the door. I would then prop my axe against the bed for quick access. Next, i would open the container of toilet cleaner and set it on the bed as well. It has bleach in it so it would be good for burning eyes. After that, I would get my knife out of the draw and put it next to the axe... Along with my mag light, which is basically a metal pipe.... And we can't forget my disk golf disks. They are extremely hard and I can throw them at a pretty fast speed. I think that is plenty of things. If all else fails, I can just take my hunting shotgun and load it with buckshot... Actually, that would probably be a good thing to start with now that i think about it.
 

Astral

Recognized Member
if this were to happen to me and i was upstairs playing tf2 and the power just go's out i would grab my 12 Gage and flashlight and tell the ass to get out or i shoot him out the window
 

Yuki

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Fill water guns with acid :3

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triNEONify

Recognized Member
I'm in a fucking car right now. Ummm... can I run him over?

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Barzola

Recognized Member
I have a few jars of peanut butter, jelly, and shitty microwaveable mac and cheese, so in case he's allergic to peanuts, I can sneak up behind him and stuff some down his throat. Breaks out into hives, gg. Or something. Or I could try and impale him on a broken drumstick.
 
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