An updated guide to getting admin(By an ex-admin)

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TSAthirtyOW

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Now listen here young whippersnappers, when it comes to admins I've always been more on the controversial side. I've broken rules, fucked with other players, and disagreed with the rest of the staff team on multiple occasions. But since this is on the record and I can't joke around too much, I did all these things before taking the community seriously and applying(intentionally anyway).

I've done it all. I've been declined, accepted, retired, almost fired, and even admired. If there's anybody you can't trust when it comes to getting admin, it sure as hell isn't me, that is unless you're an edgy child that can relate to my shitty sensibility and awful personality.

Now if you're reading this, you're either an old gook who's been(or is) admin looking around for banger threads to comment on because the forums are so fucking barren and covered in coatings of aids. Or you're a fucking 14 year old pretending to be 18 to seem more credible doing everything in his power to suck off yuki for that sweet sweet ability to sm_teamban. Either way I welcome you to the "not so banger but definitely content" thread I am currently writing.

Few things to note:
-If this thread seems oddly familiar to you, it's because I've made the same thread in the past. This is merely an update of that thread.
-This is not how you should act as an admin, this is merely how you become admin.
-This thread focuses on jailbreak, if you're an ff2 player kindly overdose on soy.
-All information stated in this guide is based on personal experience, no separate parties were asked for their thoughts

Now that your ADHD brain is ready to kinda-focus on what I'm saying, I can finally get on with it.

You are not god's gift to the universe. Believe it or not, if you pretend to be wise after 2 weeks of playtime with no previous interaction with the forums, you're going to look like a jackass. I instead advice you to simply act like a normal human being. I realize this may be hard for you, since you do infact possess 8 different forms of autism in your bloodstream, but I assure you that acting like a normal person is as easy as 1 2 3.

Just read the rules, it's really not that hard. If you were too impatient or just plain idiotic to simply read the rules like you're supposed to, you might've instead opted for the easier much more fun version of homework known as just winging it and hoping that you learn along the way. This is fine if you're just some dickhead wasting your spare time on jailbreak(for whatever reason), but if you think you're smart enough to become an admin, this cut grade bullshit just won't do. You're gonna have to put on your gamer glasses and study like the normal people who didn't skip school to seem cool did.

Get on the good side of the most kiss ass admins you can think of. This is very important, if you can do this then you will absolutely go far even if you were too stupid to read the rules like a big brain would.

Start catching up on all your favourite anime. Avoid clicking the link at all costs. You clicked it anyway, didn't you? Don't try to lie to me, you're gonna get me in trouble. Anyway yuki gets a hard on for animated chinese women, so having something in common with him will surely get you on his good side. But don't overdo it, he might actually patrol the neighbourhood in search for you. I might get banned for this post purely because of this section, and if you think it has anything to do with the first link then you're clearly new here.

Engage in conversation with people that matter. I encourage you to join the discord server so you can engage in conversation about 300lbs individuals consuming soy, or even muslims invading my country. However at the same time I urge you not to speak, ever. This is a tough rule to follow because it depends entirely on how good you are at talking to people who are clearly more petty than you are.

Quit spamming the forums. This is very self explanatory, stop filling the forums with shit nobody cares about. Typically people do this to fill out the 10 approved posts system.

Respect your elders. You see those people at the top of the Mee6 leaderboards? They're there for a reason, and I guarantee you they're always going to know 10 times more about everything sg related than you ever will. Show them respect or you will never get admin.

Learn how to record and share demos. This is useful for many reasons, but most importantly for the complaint section. Google how to record a demo and start using the report section more often.

Learn how to actually deal with intentional rulebreakers. This is very important for admins and players alike, you need to understand how rulebreakers think and how to deal with them before applying. If a rulebreaker joins the server, call a voteban and wait. Don't start spamming "FREEKILLER" in chat like we didn't just see him blow up a group of people for no reason. If there is no admin on, try calling one on. If there is none available, I suggest leaving the server and coming back later. There are many ways to deal with rulebreakers, but giving them attention isn't one of them.

Stop acting like a fetus. There are many ways to cut back on fetusfaggotry. But in all honesty you'll have to ask around for different opinions when it comes to this.

This is a more accurate, less shit version of this thread.
To sum this up in four words, Do not be me.
 

Zero1763

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To sum this up in four words, Do not be me.
Can you stop coming back and trying to include yourselves in things that aren't about you at all? Just leave
 

TSAthirtyOW

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Local man who doesnt matter steals what I say and expects likes

Go back to ground dead land, boomer
Wait what are you talking about?
 

Wickednick

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Wait what are you talking about?
>Doctor 2 wakes up from his coffin
>Golly gee, I sure feel like revving my lawnmower at 5 in the morning and posting on the forums
>sees a thread
>doesnt read any post
>posts the same thing as me
>expects likes

BoomerUSA
 

TSAthirtyOW

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>Doctor 2 wakes up from his coffin
>Golly gee, I sure feel like revving my lawnmower at 5 in the morning and posting on the forums
>sees a thread
>doesnt read any post
>posts the same thing as me
>expects likes

BoomerUSA
I wasn't expecting likes, I'm sorry you think that is why I posted that. I was just doing what everyone else did and gave their opinion on how to get admin. My intention was not to anger you.
EDIT: I'm not here to fight about who gets to say what, I saw a thread and I posted my thought, I don't see anything wrong with that. Unless the forums rules were changed to say that I cannot post in a thread, which I highly doubt, I do not see anything wrong with that I posted. I thought it would be good advice to not be like the most hated person on SG-Gaming.
 
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Wickednick

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I wasn't expecting likes, I'm sorry you think that is why I posted that. I was just doing what everyone else did and gave their opinion on how to get admin. My intention was not to anger you.
EDIT: I'm not here to fight about who gets to say what, I saw a thread and I posted my thought, I don't see anything wrong with that. Unless the forums rules were changed to say that I cannot post in a thread, which I highly doubt, I do not see anything wrong with that I posted. I thought it would be good advice to not be like the most hated person on SG-Gaming.
BOOMER YEAAAAAAAHHH BOOM USA YEAH
YEAAAAAAHHH WOOOAOAAHHHHOAHHHH
DAD STOP PLEASE
 
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