* "I'm Josh" = my name is Josh
* "Typically go by 'derp' in-game." = I typically have my username set to 'derp' while I'm in game
* "I'm in the Seattle area" = I live in
Seattle, WA.
* "web dev" = Web Developer
* "living the Ubuntu 18.04 life" = I use
Ubuntu as my OS
Hope that clears things up!