Life Story. Cause fuck it.

[ApexPredator436]

What is this thread is for. Well hear we will sharing our life's story so far. Allow me to start.
I was born on August 16th 2000. I was literally never cried when I was born. Before you scream "ITS NOT POSSIBLE" let me explain. My lungs would not work. Did I die? -____- don't ask that. Ever. As you might have guessed a fucking swarm of doctors came in and saved my life. So yeah. I am a lucky son of a bitch.
As of then I pretty much never cried. When I did it was only on rare occasions. All in all I was the best behaved child my parents have ever had (and I still am as surprising as that may be). I also found out I was sleep walking when I was little. I don't anymore but I did when I was little. I don't know why I don't anymore.
Anyways. Here comes the part why I am a really dark person. We all know that kids have nightmares. But holy shit I had nightmares EVERY NIGHT. I am not fucking joking. It's actually horrifying now that I look back. Why? They ended as soon as I killed the monster that was haunting my dreams. I still don't understand why that is but it happened. I know they where dreams. But it's still fucking "Kreepy" (pun intended ). Also whenever those dreams ended this weird as noise played in my ears, I don't know how to explain that noise. But I never heard that noise again. Nothing I can say will replicate that noise. I honestly never realized how horrifying this is until I put it down here. So holy shit.
Well. I am going to be honest about this. I was stupid at the time but I feel like I can admit this. I hate the truth to this but it's a lesson someone needs to hear. Please don't insult me about this. I know what I did was stupid and embarrassing but if you insult me about then I will report that comment. Anyways.... This is about... OMG I don't want to call her my first girlfriend cause she really wasn't. But holy shit fine. This is about my "First girl friend (cause she can go to hell)" A.K.A. Satan itself. Anyways I was stupid and new to this type of thing. I "fell in love with her (If I could I would go back in time and slap myself for this)(UH OH RETARD ALERT CLASS)Online (RETARD ALERT). I thought she was a legit person my age. Buut nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. She was a drunk slut that was just part of the shit of humanity. Oh and Meet the Can Can reminds me of her (don't ask) so never play that song near me if you want me to be in a good mood.
I deleted that one thing everyone hated. ^-^



FML has a new meaning.





Well then thank you so much for reading this stuff. That is litterally everything that has happened in my life. I don't know if you guys will do the same (in less detail if you want) but still it was fun typing that all out for you guys!

 

[ApexPredator436]

No one is safe after reading that.

 

[Glaze]

I had no idea what the fuck fapping was. Nor did I know what jizz looked like.

Now I won't feel weird explaining this in mine o3o

 

[ApexPredator436]

Anyways. Any other questions about me? I will be more then happy to answer them. And yes @Bigblue0415. I know you have 50 million waiting XD

 

[Deku]

That wasn't a life story. That was nightmares, some other pointless shit, and then you explained the first time you've ever masturbated. Why the fuck would you even talk about that. Some things are meant to stay private.

 

[ApexPredator436]

That wasn't a life story. That was nightmares, some other pointless shit, and then you explained the first time you've ever masturbated. Why the fuck would you even talk about that. Some things are meant to stay private.

Well it pretty much sums up all the stuff I have done in life. Now excuse me as I deal with Dic spamming me with hate messages for down supporting someone.

 

[Deku]

However, I guess I'll type mine. Without all the weird shit, just a general one.

I was born on November 11th, 1999 in Lancaster General Hospital. Go me. I had a cleft lip, and i was also the youngest child. I wasn't really meant to happen, cause y'know my parents had some stuff done to them to make sure they no longer had kids.. but I guess I was, y'know, a miracle. As a baby, I had to have these things called "No-no's" (I don't really know what they did.) All I do know, however, is that they were meant to keep me from fucking with my lip.

Fast forward a few years. At about 6, I moved to Texas, in a two story house and stuff, and I was a really happy kid. I went to school and was happy, I lived in Midlothian at the time.

Fast forward 3 years.

Now, here's where my life got shitty. Neither of my parents had a job, and we now lived in somewhere called Venus, TX. I was happy at first, we were living with my parent's friends, but eventually they moved out and we were stuck on our own. As I said, neither of my parents had a job, and they didn't for about 2 years. We struggled constantly, and even in the hot ass days I couldn't turn on the A/C (Keep in note, it was Texas, it was SO FUCKING HOT.) because we couldn't really afford the bills if i kept it on.

School was the really bad problem. I was bullied a lot back then, physically and verbally. I was always outgoing and friendly, and I would talk to people. As I lived in Venus and was bullied, I would just start keeping to myself, and become very anti-social. I was really shy, and I never greeted anyone or anything of the sort. One of the worst times there were when I had a group of friends. One of them, Braxton, we were good friends too until eventually he was very convinced I liked my friend's girlfriend, Natalie. He started pushing me out of the group, and my friends started to hate me too. He was the one who hit me a lot.

Remember Natalie? Yeah, maybe I did like her (I was in elementary school, about to go into middle school. I didn't know shit.) She eventually broke up with my friend(Ex friend, I guess.) and then, we dated. She was my first kiss. However, we finally moved out of Texas and went to live in Kansas City, Missouri.

This was a good part of my life, mostly. We first lived with our cousins, but eventually moved into our own house. I was about 11 when we were there. I did play pc games and what not, but I didn't start really TALKING to people on the internet, and becoming good friends with them until then. The only thing I looked forward to was going back home and talking to them, I used to play Flyff and Runescape ALL THE TIME. It was my shit.

However.. all good things come to an end apparently. Now I'm 12, and we're leaving Missouri. I'm not sure why, but we move to Pennsylvania once again, back into Manheim. A lot of family drama happened, but I won't get into it too much. In fact, I don't know THAT much about it. All I know is, my uncle started saying shit about my mom and dad, and tried getting my brother to move in with him and leave us, and we ended up leaving. I wish I could still see them again, hell, even more drama happened. I don't know either of my grandfather's, and I only know both of my grandmother's who we no longer talk to. They chose the "richer" family, A.K.A the cousins we lived with in Missouri.

Here I am now, writing this. I'm 15 years old and I've lived in this motel for about 3 years. I sleep in the living room, because I don't have a room. Only my parents and my sister does. My brother and I share a bunk bed, that plop down in the living room. It's embarrassing I suppose, but it is what it is. My family constantly struggles on food, and some weeks we eat just fine, some weeks we eat a lot of what we get from the food bank. My dad has a good job, and my mom no longer does. I wish we could be more financially stable, boy do I, but I guess it just won't happen soon.

I've never told anyone about all this shit, but here you guys go. A general, not so brief, summary of my life.

 

[Moashu]

YOu didn't sound that type of person in my opinions @Kaneki

 

[Beast]

Apex: disturbing life, (you could've left out a few details if you know what I'm saying.)

Kaneki: semi-relateable life


The more you know.

 

[Deku]

Apex: disturbing life, (you could've left out a few details if you know what I'm saying.)

Kaneki: semi-relateable life


The more you know.

Indeed.

 

[Glaze]

Geh. Fine, here's mine guys.

I was born in Syracuse New York on and Indian Reservation, Onondaga County. March 13th, 1995. Wednesday, 10:34 AM (Specifics :3)
I was the second child my mom had. Unfortunately, the first one had passed away due to complications with cancer. As I result, my mother always made sure I had the best she could afford. I guess you could say, I was a spoiled little shit. My biological father was never around, always in and out of jail, usually on drug related charges, or theft :I (Something I'm super ashamed to admit.). My mother and I eventually moved out of New York and settled in a town called Shelby, which is in North Carolina. When I was 4, my mother had met a man, and we moved in with him. His name was Kevin, and he was one of the most influential people in my life. Even though I wasn't his actual son, he treated me as such, so I usually refer to him as my father.

When I started Kindergarten, I was apparently at an extremely advanced level, because they had me placed in a special class that was composed of 5th Graders, the smartest of the smart in School. (Interesting Twist of events later on xP). I went through elementary school rather easy. Straight A's on everything, never got lower than a B, ever. Before I started Middle School, we once again relocated, this time to a place called Punta Gorda Florida. It was HOT as hell, and I didn't like it much, but I learned to deal. I don't know if it was because I wasn't used to the Florida School System, or if I was just getting extremely lazy (I was getting Lazy c, but I began doing horribly in school, just barely scraping by with low C's and D's. When I was in 7th Grade, we once again relocated to New York. I attended a School called Clary Middle School. Believe it or not, there were only 5 white kids in the school, including myself. As fate would have it, I fell into their group, because apparently, I don't relate well to the "Gangsta" lifestyle xD. These girls then introduced me into the alternative lifestyle. I began teasing the hell out of my hair, and they even pierced my septum for me. We were a tight band of friends. One of the girls in the group, named Alba, eventually became infatuated with me. We started dating, and we're still together to this day . (Going 8 years strong).

Time for Highschool . I only attended one year of Highschool at Corcoran high, before we once again went back to Florida -__-. I started attending Charlotte High School, and this is where, my alternative lifestyle really started to kickoff. I immediatley nuzzled myself into a clique that was made up of several different social groups. Jocks, nerds, geeks, creeps, etc. But my most valuable friends, who stuck with me all throughout highschool were, Zack, Andrew, Matt, and Amanda. These four people still remain my best friends of all time. During my sophomore year, Matt had invited me to a house party that his mother was hosting, and would be providing the alcohol for. Needless to say, I got completely shitfaced that night. Willy and his Girlfriend were at the party, and it was kind of obvious what she was doing to Willy in Matt's room. I've honestly never heard such loud sucking noises e.e.... After Willy's girlfriend left, this is when I had my first experimentation with recreational drugs o.o. Yes people. Glaze isn't an angel ^-^. Skipping ahead. I eventually began getting into the music scene, if you guys didn't already know. I made a youtube channel and began uploading music to it. I've done collabs with some amazing artists like, Lulz, H8Seed, MicTheMicrophone. (So far, Only one person on SG has found my YouTube Channel, and one other has hinted at who I actually am. Wink Wink.) I began using YouTube as a release for the typical teenage emotions I was feeling, usually writing them down in my lyrics. "I find it's best to repress their screams, in my dreams." Yeah... that might be a little dark >.>...

I soon graduated from CHS and was ready to take on college life headon. Remember that girl, Alba? The one I had to leave behind in New York? Well, I had earned enough money for her to take a plane down to Florida, and begin living with me and my mother. (So Happy ;3. I began attending Florida Gulf Coast University, majoring in History, because I do one day, want to become a History Professor, I just absolutely adore the subject. Well, that pretty sums up my life, unless you guys want to hear about my discovery of masturbation, or when I lost my Virginity xP, I'll leave that up to you guys.

Now, let's end this Story on a Good Note, With a Song

 

[Deku]

The second song, while it has a very odd picture, is pretty good. C:

 

[NebulousDarke]

My life is so infinitely boring and uninteresting in comparison to everyone else's.

I was born on November 20th, 2000, on a military base hospital in Okinawa, Japan. I'm a very racially diverse individual- my father is German, with his grandmother being Norwegian, and my mother is from the Pacific island of Palau, with some Japanese and Chinese blood mixed in as well. My parents were and are black belts in the Japanese martial art Aikido. Because I was in an Air Force family, my mother, father and I often got shipped overseas a lot. There's gonna be a gap here for a little bit because I don't have much information on where we went for a few years, but we end up in Dover, Delaware. I think I'm about 2 or 3 at this point, I'm living a good life so far, and the most important thing I can remember is that I had a pet turtle that we found around our house named Tiberius. We moved again to Washington, DC where we lived on-base right near the Potomac River. We lived there for about 4 years, where I was homeschooled. It was great and I always was able to sleep in everyday, something that I'm not able to do now. I couldn't understand multiplication and division and I hadn't memorized the basic 12 that you need to, so it was a bit of a struggle when we moved to New Delhi, India in 2009, and the American Embassy School there expected us to know them. Really stupid minor setback, I know, but I have to include as many details as I can to make this at least a bit interesting throughout the whole story.

So, anyways, American Embassy School is great, I learn stuff about Indian culture, I make some good friends, and then things start to get messed up. My parents start having arguments often, my dad's apparently seeing this colleague of his in his free time- yeah, everything goes downhill from here. Despite all of this, we take a family trip down to Southern India, and this ultimatum-like scene comes where my dad walks away from us, leaving us behind, and my mom's in tears telling me to go and chase him down, telling me that I need to tell him not to leave, to beg him to stay and keep us all family. Things get blurry for me here- all I remember is being overwhelmed with emotions that I've never had to deal with before in my life (I'm still around 9 or 10 years old), and we do end up returning all together and then heading back to Arlington, Virginia, just very separated and disconnected. I go to fifth grade, things are awkward for me, but I still enjoy myself, because my childhood innocence hasn't completely left me just yet. That starts to change around this time when I stumble across internet pornography at my relatively young age (apologies for including something like this, but it's a major plot point so I feel as if it's justified). I suppose I have a high chance of becoming entangled into these things, especially when life was as fucked up as it was then- I suppose I'm a self-proclaimed addict, because I've tried multiple times to quit watching it only to amount to another relapse of it (something I've only ever admitted to two people so far- until now, I guess). More instability in my family continues as this all happens...

My dad packs his things and leaves the household officially on March 11, 2011, a date forever engraved in my mind by the taillights of his car I see fading away into the distance as he drives out of my sight.

I cut off all communication with him for what could've been months. He eventually has a court ordered visitation set up for me, which, at the time, I was very pissed about. Things are tense, as I try my hardest to hold my grudge, and he tries his hardest to apologize and rekindle our relationship. I don't stay like this for long- I am, in general, a very forgiving person, even when it comes to major matters such as these. Over the course of the next 3 or 4 years, while I go through middle school, we redevelop our connection into a healthy, laidback one. The same goes for my mom and dad, although they stay separated they maintain a healthy relationship and can communicate easily now, something I'm proud of. I make some new friends, that I'm buddies with in high school nowadays. I start lagging behind with school grades, getting Cs and Ds instead of As and Bs. My dad takes a five month business trip to Mali in Africa, working for the UN. He comes back for a month, we get to hang out, and he just left for Alabama again.

I'm in my freshman year of high school today, we discover Arlington Public Schools is handing out MacBook Airs to all freshmen for them to keep for the entire four years. "Don't use your laptops for anything but schoolwork, kids." Uh huh, whatever you say... Steam is installed on the MacBooks of pretty much everyone I know as soon as they get them. I'm excited about TF2 because I've wanted to play it for forever and I didn't have a computer that would handle it before- I get 200 some hours in in my first 2 weeks of playing. One day, I end up joining my friend for a game of Control Point on a certain Low Grav All Crit Orange X3 Server. Long story short, I spend most of my time on TF2 there, and a few weeks ago I discovered the awesome community behind it. And here I am, describing my entire life and saying things I never thought I would say to a large group of people that I, let alone, barely know. At practically 3:00 in the morning. So, yeah.

Sorry for writing a booklong post again- I like writing, so it tends to happen with me.
TL;DR
Life was good, my folks split up, life sucked, I got addicted to watching internet porn, life got a bit better, I play TF2.