My "Noob" bind script

Fresh n Fruity

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TF2 Admin
People have been asking for me to give it to them on the trade server, so here it is (save it as a .cfg file into your cfg folder).
alias "tc_msg_1" "say how do i fly as demonstration man"
alias "tc_msg_2" "say how make assassin go transparent"
alias "tc_msg_3" "say how make tuxedo terrorist use mask"
alias "tc_msg_4" "say how to deploy tiny robo cop as hillbilly"
alias "tc_msg_5" "say how outback man get lemonade"
alias "tc_msg_6" "say how to eat hoagie as machinegun man"
alias "tc_msg_7" "say how to glow as healin scientist"
alias "tc_msg_8" "say where jogger get soda"
alias "tc_msg_9" "say how to institute automatic canon as constructor"
alias "tc_msg_10" "say how shot lazer as hillbilly"
alias "tc_msg_11" "say how to launch ball as call center guy"
alias "tc_msg_12" "say can large ammunition guy get fish and chips"
alias "tc_msg_13" "say how to signal friends as rubber suit guy"
alias "tc_msg_14" "say how speed man become super blur"
alias "tc_msg_15" "say how inventor produce vending machine"
alias "tc_msg_16" "say how engi man use calculator"
alias "tc_msg_17" "say how to fly as captain america"
alias "tc_msg_18" "say where robot gun get bullet shoots"
alias "tc_msg_19" "say how do i shoot air as masked ignition man"
alias "tc_msg_20" "say how do make robots bigger as suspender dude"
alias "tc_msg_21" "say how can push explody train down choo choo tracks"
alias "tc_msg_22" "say how do i make patriot fly"
alias "tc_msg_23" "say how triathlon winner get homerun"
alias "tc_msg_24" "say how do flame-man use signal"
alias "tc_msg_25" "say how to throw apple juice as australian long shoot man"
alias "tc_msg_26" "say how to reprogram canons as french business man"
alias "tc_msg_27" "say how eyeball shoot eyeballs"
alias "tc_msg_28" "say how make u.s. marine go air force"
alias "tc_msg_29" "say how to make construction worker build gas pump"
alias "tc_msg_30" "say where can carpenter put soda machine"
alias "tc_msg_31" "say how make gun as bob the builder"
alias "tc_msg_32" "say how do push as fire bat"
alias "tc_msg_33" "say how warrior dig with shovel"
alias "tc_msg_34" "say what button make ghost buster glow"
alias "tc_msg_35" "say how i go shiny as dentist"
alias "tc_msg_36" "say how does fast boy throw ball"
alias "tc_msg_37" "say how fireman hammer time"
alias "tc_msg_38" "say how architect get more minerals"
alias "tc_msg_39" "say how do i make healing box"
alias "tc_msg_40" "say how machine man get vespene gas"
alias "tc_msg_41" "say how can the secret agent become the other team"
alias "tc_msg_42" "say why masked tuxedo man change color???"
alias "tc_msg_43" "say how do outback steakhouse guy do the telescope?"
alias "tc_msg_44" "say how does french toast go seethrough"
alias "tc_msg_45" "say how masked artist make ice sculptures"
alias "tc_msg_46" "say how do i street fighter move as the fireman???????????"
alias "tc_msg_47" "say as american guy, how use jetpack"
alias "tc_msg_48" "say how to raise flag as patriot?!?"
alias "tc_msg_49" "say how build healing bot as technician"
alias "tc_msg_50" "say how fighter guy play trumpet"
alias "tc_msg_51" "say why to build turret as construction worker"
alias "tc_msg_52" "say how to shoot annoying baseball player"
alias "tc_msg_53" "say how to pretend to die as french businessman"
alias "tc_msg_54" "say how ski mas guy listen to radio"
alias "tc_msg_55" "say how do boston scoudrel run fast"
alias "tc_msg_56" "say how use chef knife as helmet child"
alias "tc_msg_57" "say how do drink machines as erection man"
alias "tc_msg_58" "say how do build disco platform as hank of the hill"
alias "tc_msg_59" "say how moorish legend do fast run"
alias "tc_msg_60" "say how u jump high as sports player"
alias "tc_msg_61" "say how to fly as sold man"
alias "tc_msg_62" "say how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball"
alias "tc_msg_63" "say how country singer play guitar"
alias "tc_msg_64" "say how do white usain bolt sponsor pepsi"
alias "tc_msg_65" "say how coal miner play missile command with ranglr"
alias "tc_msg_66" "say where infantry fellow get gunboots"
alias "tc_msg_67" "say how medicine man find supersaw"
alias "tc_msg_68" "say how professorman inside eggshell"
alias "tc_msg_69" "say how somali pirate get pegleg"
alias "tc_msg_70" "say how archer wanker shoot fire"
alias "tc_msg_71" "say how texas man get can opener hand"
alias "tc_msg_72" "say how astronaut suit eat candy"
alias "tc_msg_73" "say how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand"
alias "tc_msg_74" "say where vladimir putin get boxing glove"
alias "tc_msg_75" "say how russian president consume breadwich"
alias "tc_msg_76" "say how nasa spaceman do the fire jump"
alias "tc_msg_77" "say how suit waiter download mixtape"
alias "tc_msg_78" "say explain how fighterman get a bomb launcher"
alias "tc_msg_79" "say pls say how outback shooterman piss on wankers"
alias "tc_diceroll_1" "alias tc_result tc_msg_1; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_2"
alias "tc_diceroll_2" "alias tc_result tc_msg_2; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_3"
alias "tc_diceroll_3" "alias tc_result tc_msg_3; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_4"
alias "tc_diceroll_4" "alias tc_result tc_msg_4; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_5"
alias "tc_diceroll_5" "alias tc_result tc_msg_5; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_6"
alias "tc_diceroll_6" "alias tc_result tc_msg_6; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_7"
alias "tc_diceroll_7" "alias tc_result tc_msg_7; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_8"
alias "tc_diceroll_8" "alias tc_result tc_msg_8; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_9"
alias "tc_diceroll_9" "alias tc_result tc_msg_9; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_10"
alias "tc_diceroll_10" "alias tc_result tc_msg_10; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_11"
alias "tc_diceroll_11" "alias tc_result tc_msg_11; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_12"
alias "tc_diceroll_12" "alias tc_result tc_msg_12; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_13"
alias "tc_diceroll_13" "alias tc_result tc_msg_13; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_14"
alias "tc_diceroll_14" "alias tc_result tc_msg_14; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_15"
alias "tc_diceroll_15" "alias tc_result tc_msg_15; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_16"
alias "tc_diceroll_16" "alias tc_result tc_msg_16; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_17"
alias "tc_diceroll_17" "alias tc_result tc_msg_17; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_18"
alias "tc_diceroll_18" "alias tc_result tc_msg_18; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_19"
alias "tc_diceroll_19" "alias tc_result tc_msg_19; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_20"
alias "tc_diceroll_20" "alias tc_result tc_msg_20; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_21"
alias "tc_diceroll_21" "alias tc_result tc_msg_21; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_22"
alias "tc_diceroll_22" "alias tc_result tc_msg_22; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_23"
alias "tc_diceroll_23" "alias tc_result tc_msg_23; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_24"
alias "tc_diceroll_24" "alias tc_result tc_msg_24; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_25"
alias "tc_diceroll_25" "alias tc_result tc_msg_25; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_26"
alias "tc_diceroll_26" "alias tc_result tc_msg_26; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_27"
alias "tc_diceroll_27" "alias tc_result tc_msg_27; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_28"
alias "tc_diceroll_28" "alias tc_result tc_msg_28; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_29"
alias "tc_diceroll_29" "alias tc_result tc_msg_29; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_30"
alias "tc_diceroll_30" "alias tc_result tc_msg_30; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_31"
alias "tc_diceroll_31" "alias tc_result tc_msg_31; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_32"
alias "tc_diceroll_32" "alias tc_result tc_msg_32; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_33"
alias "tc_diceroll_33" "alias tc_result tc_msg_33; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_34"
alias "tc_diceroll_34" "alias tc_result tc_msg_34; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_35"
alias "tc_diceroll_35" "alias tc_result tc_msg_35; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_36"
alias "tc_diceroll_36" "alias tc_result tc_msg_36; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_37"
alias "tc_diceroll_37" "alias tc_result tc_msg_37; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_38"
alias "tc_diceroll_38" "alias tc_result tc_msg_38; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_39"
alias "tc_diceroll_39" "alias tc_result tc_msg_39; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_40"
alias "tc_diceroll_40" "alias tc_result tc_msg_40; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_41"
alias "tc_diceroll_41" "alias tc_result tc_msg_41; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_42"
alias "tc_diceroll_42" "alias tc_result tc_msg_42; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_43"
alias "tc_diceroll_43" "alias tc_result tc_msg_43; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_44"
alias "tc_diceroll_44" "alias tc_result tc_msg_44; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_45"
alias "tc_diceroll_45" "alias tc_result tc_msg_45; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_46"
alias "tc_diceroll_46" "alias tc_result tc_msg_46; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_47"
alias "tc_diceroll_47" "alias tc_result tc_msg_47; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_48"
alias "tc_diceroll_48" "alias tc_result tc_msg_48; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_49"
alias "tc_diceroll_49" "alias tc_result tc_msg_49; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_50"
alias "tc_diceroll_50" "alias tc_result tc_msg_50; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_51"
alias "tc_diceroll_51" "alias tc_result tc_msg_51; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_52"
alias "tc_diceroll_52" "alias tc_result tc_msg_52; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_53"
alias "tc_diceroll_53" "alias tc_result tc_msg_53; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_54"
alias "tc_diceroll_54" "alias tc_result tc_msg_54; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_55"
alias "tc_diceroll_55" "alias tc_result tc_msg_55; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_56"
alias "tc_diceroll_56" "alias tc_result tc_msg_56; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_57"
alias "tc_diceroll_57" "alias tc_result tc_msg_57; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_58"
alias "tc_diceroll_58" "alias tc_result tc_msg_58; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_59"
alias "tc_diceroll_59" "alias tc_result tc_msg_59; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_60"
alias "tc_diceroll_60" "alias tc_result tc_msg_60; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_61"
alias "tc_diceroll_61" "alias tc_result tc_msg_61; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_62"
alias "tc_diceroll_62" "alias tc_result tc_msg_62; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_63"
alias "tc_diceroll_63" "alias tc_result tc_msg_63; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_64"
alias "tc_diceroll_64" "alias tc_result tc_msg_64; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_65"
alias "tc_diceroll_65" "alias tc_result tc_msg_65; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_66"
alias "tc_diceroll_66" "alias tc_result tc_msg_66; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_67"
alias "tc_diceroll_67" "alias tc_result tc_msg_67; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_68"
alias "tc_diceroll_68" "alias tc_result tc_msg_68; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_69"
alias "tc_diceroll_69" "alias tc_result tc_msg_69; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_70"
alias "tc_diceroll_70" "alias tc_result tc_msg_70; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_71"
alias "tc_diceroll_71" "alias tc_result tc_msg_71; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_72"
alias "tc_diceroll_72" "alias tc_result tc_msg_72; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_73"
alias "tc_diceroll_73" "alias tc_result tc_msg_73; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_74"
alias "tc_diceroll_74" "alias tc_result tc_msg_74; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_75"
alias "tc_diceroll_75" "alias tc_result tc_msg_75; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_76"
alias "tc_diceroll_76" "alias tc_result tc_msg_76; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_77"
alias "tc_diceroll_77" "alias tc_result tc_msg_77; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_78"
alias "tc_diceroll_78" "alias tc_result tc_msg_78; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_79"
alias "tc_diceroll_79" "alias tc_result tc_msg_79; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_1"
alias "tc_dice" "tc_result; tc_cycle"
alias "tc_result" "tc_msg_1"
alias "tc_cycle" "tc_diceroll_2"
bind "ctrl" "tc_dice"
//change the key above to what you want//
//to use, type "exec <name of file>" in console//


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//to use, type "exec <name of file>" in console//
You can just make an autoexec.cfg document under the cfg file and put it in there instead, and it automatically does that when you open tf2.
actually just follow a guide its much easier to explain it with visuals and im really dumb sometimes
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