im actually your mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)SaiyanKirby said:Holy shit quote, how did you know?
Evry time I read Quote in this story. I busted a nut. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)DragonShock said:Eh, well Quote kinda did Saiyan, so I'll do Quote instead.
Quote was born on a sinking ship in the middle of the Atlantic. Well, as the ship sank, his mother cried out, "Wait! What do we name him?" Well, his dad was an avid fan of the Walking Dead. he quickly shouted out two names at random. "Phil!" (The governor's fake name) and "Bob!" (The black medic guy.) His mother, with her last ounce of strength, scribbled his name on a piece of paper and put it in his hand, pushing him away, whispering, "Go, Philbob, and pwn assholes who break rules on some video game."
3 Hours later, Philbob drifted to shore. When a couple walking on the beach spotted his tattered boat, they said, "Philbob?" "He must be a sailor!" "He came from the sea!" And thus, PhilbobTheSailor was born.
Flash forward 15 3/4 years.
Philbob was playing his 10th straight game of grifball. Sunday night. Mountain Dew, Leaning Tower of Pizza Boxes.
Then it hit him. After planting the game winning goal, he said, "Shit guys, I got a paper for school due tomorrow!" He opened Word and began typing about the History of Dildos (He was troublesome) Well, he wanted to add some funk and make the paper not look like 100% shit. So, he began Quoting people related to dildos. He kept typing, "And I quote, and I quote..." Eventually, the word became orgasmic to him. If a girl said the word "Quote" to him, he would instantly bust a nut. Applying this name, he hunted all across the Tf2 universe, looking for the best server to play on. Remembering what his mother said (he has an amazing memory), he began playing on SG and stuck with the name Quote.
THIS SHIT TOOK 20 MINUTES TO TYPE. READ IT.
TL;DR: TOO FUCKING BAD READ IT
Love Ya Quote <3
*sniffle* That was beautiful *sniffle*Totally Not Jesus said:DragonShock:
There once was a boy named jimmy. Jimmy was always a fan of dragons. one day he was walking through riftwood. after passing a few homes he looks up to see a HUGE dragon staring down at him, about to kill him. scared as fuck, jimmy starts crying. all of a sudden, he sees the dragon born come along and slay the dragon only using shock/lightning spells. After saving his life, Jimmy is now obsessed with the Dragon born. And, to remember how he was saved he named his son DragonShock.
I wrote this instead of the 2 page french essay thats due tomorrow. lol haven't stared. send help.
slyfizzle2 said:Since kirby already had a story, i'll do one for barz was a young boy, everyone was serving everyone else. When he got older everyone kept doing just that but everyone said bars your done
When barz was a young
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I didn't finish fak dis.) During this time in middle/high school he was baring everyone up he got obsessed with it and had the nickname barz the end!
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Barzola said:Rachetncp.
The man who thought of the word Ratchet, and spread it across the country, creating another epidemic equal to swag. Not many know that this is the madman responsible for the destruction of the minds of children in modern day society but I, a simple cat who wants some god damn tuna fish, know this. And now you do too. Also, the ncp part was just there because he was bored as fuck and was busy fangirling over some Terezi Pyrope pictures as he viciously rubbed his right foot to pictures of Betty White baking cakes using her feet while licking Channing Tatum's left nipple.
Meow.